Vengutzak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome hippopotamus.

Vengutzak created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengutzak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vengutzak, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vengutzak's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vengutzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.