Megbottunvol is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy bee.
Megbottunvol created everything that exists four billion years ago.
If you believe in Megbottunvol, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Megbottunvol, it will destroy your favourite star.
Megbottunvol's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Megbottunvol's Holy Commandments
1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Put Megbottunvol first in all things.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Megbottunvol on top of all buildings.
4. Never go into mauve rooms.
5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.