Wikdobhan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered dog.

Wikdobhan created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdobhan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wikdobhan, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wikdobhan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wikdobhan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six ants approach from the west.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray immersed in water.