Nutcenhun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, competent shrew.

Nutcenhun created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutcenhun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nutcenhun, it will turn you into a goat.

Nutcenhun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nutcenhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at stars.