Dobsterfebvil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered alligator.

Dobsterfebvil created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobsterfebvil, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobsterfebvil, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dobsterfebvil's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dobsterfebvil's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not take Dobsterfebvil's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray immersed in water.