Satdotpak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic monkey.

Satdotpak created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satdotpak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Satdotpak, he will be very unhappy.

Satdotpak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Satdotpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Fast once a month.