Hitbetrat Dadortquag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest meerkat.

Hitbetrat Dadortquag created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hitbetrat Dadortquag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hitbetrat Dadortquag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hitbetrat Dadortquag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hitbetrat Dadortquag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hitbetrat Dadortquag.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.