Mobgidsawkom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omnipotent wren.

Mobgidsawkom created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobgidsawkom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mobgidsawkom, it will turn you into a goat.

Mobgidsawkom's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mobgidsawkom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Mobgidsawkom.

3. Never wear fawn rings.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.