Flatnellarn Siddossdid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful owl.

Flatnellarn Siddossdid created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatnellarn Siddossdid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flatnellarn Siddossdid, it will curse you with boils.

Flatnellarn Siddossdid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flatnellarn Siddossdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never go into brown rooms.