Sidfitdin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate swallow.

Sidfitdin created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfitdin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidfitdin, she will laugh at you.

Sidfitdin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sidfitdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.