Rigfobmat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic meerkat.

Rigfobmat created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfobmat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigfobmat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rigfobmat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rigfobmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never hurt porpoises.