Pigflypang is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witty parrot.

Pigflypang created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pigflypang, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pigflypang, she will turn you into a rat.

Pigflypang's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pigflypang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide from orange aardvarks for they are unholy.