Fobnegnel is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful troll.

Fobnegnel created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobnegnel, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobnegnel, it will laugh at you.

Fobnegnel's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fobnegnel's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always stare at clouds.