Larprullcid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate hamster.

Larprullcid created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Larprullcid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larprullcid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larprullcid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Larprullcid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Larprullcid first in all things.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.