Quillwiklik is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented human.

Quillwiklik created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillwiklik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quillwiklik, she will turn you into a worm.

Quillwiklik's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Quillwiklik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never jump near moths.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not kill turtles.