Cisstonbod is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless horse.

Cisstonbod created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisstonbod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisstonbod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cisstonbod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cisstonbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.