Nillbesskik is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow spider.

Nillbesskik created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillbesskik, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nillbesskik, he will strike you with lightening.

Nillbesskik's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nillbesskik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must love Nillbesskik.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.