Rilltomarp is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful hare.

Rilltomarp created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilltomarp, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rilltomarp, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rilltomarp's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rilltomarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to music.