Xinkimxin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent dingo.

Xinkimxin created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Xinkimxin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinkimxin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xinkimxin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Xinkimxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Hide from turquoise monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.