Yokpon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured aardvark.

Yokpon created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokpon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yokpon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yokpon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yokpon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Yokpon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never mention geese.