Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered
dragon.
Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt created an atom nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always look after injured hamsters.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.