Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered dragon.

Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mumvegfobcemdodpopnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.