Cinvognurt is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced bee.

Cinvognurt created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinvognurt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cinvognurt, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cinvognurt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cinvognurt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cinvognurt.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing gray skirts and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cinvognurt.