Dudvegquagmumlenfobfenbus Fonkadfad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited wren.

Dudvegquagmumlenfobfenbus Fonkadfad created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dudvegquagmumlenfobfenbus Fonkadfad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dudvegquagmumlenfobfenbus Fonkadfad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dudvegquagmumlenfobfenbus Fonkadfad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dudvegquagmumlenfobfenbus Fonkadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing orange shirts and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.

5. Never sprint in the presence of sharks.