Abbutbog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, weak tortoise.

Abbutbog created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abbutbog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Abbutbog, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Abbutbog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Abbutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Abbutbog first in all things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Abbutbog.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never paint your hands pink.

5. Fast once a month.