Jigfotxem is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, vain
finch.
Jigfotxem created a down quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jigfotxem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Jigfotxem, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Jigfotxem's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Jigfotxem's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never mention seals.
3. Never wear violet trousers.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.
5. You must love Jigfotxem.