Tettilimraw is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident swan.

Tettilimraw created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tettilimraw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tettilimraw, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tettilimraw's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tettilimraw's Holy Commandments

1. Tettilimraw must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tettilimraw.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must love Tettilimraw.

5. Learn five new languages a year.