Bomviglik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating zebra.

Bomviglik created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bomviglik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bomviglik, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bomviglik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bomviglik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three badgers approach from the west.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bomviglik on top of all buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.