Limniltam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful naga.

Limniltam created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limniltam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Limniltam, it will send you a sign.

Limniltam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Limniltam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look after injured bats.