Henrowshav Futlunkab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonourable jaguar.

Henrowshav Futlunkab created water four years ago.

If you believe in Henrowshav Futlunkab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Henrowshav Futlunkab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Henrowshav Futlunkab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Henrowshav Futlunkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.