Ranflowrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever salamander.

Ranflowrip created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranflowrip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranflowrip, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ranflowrip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ranflowrip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ranflowrip.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Ranflowrip loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about chromosomes.