Badhungan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane squirrel.

Badhungan created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badhungan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badhungan, she will send you a sign.

Badhungan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Badhungan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Do not take Badhungan's name in vain.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Badhungan on top of important buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.