Budcabfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying pigeon.

Budcabfot created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Budcabfot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budcabfot, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Budcabfot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Budcabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five swans approach from the north.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing indigo jumpers.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about gravity.