Popquartvoggof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent camel.

Popquartvoggof created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popquartvoggof, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Popquartvoggof, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Popquartvoggof's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Popquartvoggof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popquartvoggof.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.