Barngamrap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, contented wasp.

Barngamrap created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Barngamrap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Barngamrap, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Barngamrap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Barngamrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Barngamrap.