Nigomtapp is a god.

She takes the form of a small, bad-tempered toad.

Nigomtapp created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Nigomtapp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nigomtapp, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nigomtapp's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nigomtapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never mention tortoises.