Toflintap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous chicken.

Toflintap created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Toflintap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Toflintap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Toflintap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Toflintap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Hide from white whales for they are unholy.