Arfzensag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless naga.

Arfzensag created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfzensag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arfzensag, she will curse you with boils.

Arfzensag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Arfzensag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wear green.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.