Flowkonbud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet parrot.

Flowkonbud created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowkonbud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flowkonbud, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flowkonbud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flowkonbud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Flowkonbud on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.