Dabkipyak is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous slug.

Dabkipyak created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabkipyak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabkipyak, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dabkipyak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dabkipyak's Holy Commandments

1. Dabkipyak loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Never feed lemons to eagles while wearing scarves.