Sugminsaw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, weak crane.

Sugminsaw created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugminsaw, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sugminsaw, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sugminsaw's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sugminsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.