Kipzedhabbastdog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical dryad.

Kipzedhabbastdog created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipzedhabbastdog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kipzedhabbastdog, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kipzedhabbastdog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kipzedhabbastdog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Hide if six bats approach from the north.