Bog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing human.

Bog created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bog, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.