Cimbetmif is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient dolphin.

Cimbetmif created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbetmif, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cimbetmif, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cimbetmif's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cimbetmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not eat parsnips.