Pogkadrapcunmid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair whale.

Pogkadrapcunmid created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogkadrapcunmid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pogkadrapcunmid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pogkadrapcunmid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pogkadrapcunmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Pogkadrapcunmid loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never talk about galaxies.