Dandotdit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured horse.

Dandotdit created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dandotdit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dandotdit, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dandotdit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dandotdit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three doves approach from the west.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.