Kancebtabgan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring jackal.

Kancebtabgan created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kancebtabgan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kancebtabgan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kancebtabgan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kancebtabgan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine bats approach from the north.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.