Nadgupmotbest is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable sheep.

Nadgupmotbest created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgupmotbest, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nadgupmotbest, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nadgupmotbest's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nadgupmotbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Never mention sharks.