Inggedzedlop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane jellyfish.

Inggedzedlop created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Inggedzedlop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Inggedzedlop, she will turn you into a snail.

Inggedzedlop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Inggedzedlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never paint your back purple.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.