Bugbudnut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive gnu.

Bugbudnut created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbudnut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bugbudnut, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bugbudnut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bugbudnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Always obey Bugbudnut's priests.