Wadbesspogfligrippan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing swan.

Wadbesspogfligrippan created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbesspogfligrippan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wadbesspogfligrippan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wadbesspogfligrippan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wadbesspogfligrippan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Wadbesspogfligrippan loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.